I'd say it's sadder that this comments section seems to be filled with such people, then I remember that this is Great Job Internet and pretty much all the regular commentators have given up on it.

This is why my sick, perverse fantasies involving cartoon characters remain in my head.

Instead of Two Minutes Hate we have the Daily Internet Outrage.

I think Comedy Central figured that out after Sooey Park, and their response proves it.

Based on the "quality" of this threads toll, I'm pretty sure it was the one that used to go by Tyler Durden. Like someone unthawed a cryo-frozen troll from the 90's.

Biggie's ghost is so fat, it took ten ghost traps to catch him.

In that case my brain's a lean, mean, thinking machine. (Goes back to laughing at something he vaguely remembers from Sandler's What The Hell Happened To Me)

I read somewhere post-Secret Wars that like DC they're supposed to go for a more varied line without everything having to fit in canon, so there's hope. Then again 4Chan forced them to reveal Miles is making the jump as part of the new Avengers line-up (unless it's his 616 counterpart finally showing up)

And of course you had people calling it PC when that happened. The Doctor Who forums are awful, awful places.

Well, it might not be ripping them but it is kinda fraying your brain cells.

Adult video… store? I know those words but they don't make sense together.

More "Thanks, I Guess Internet" but I'll join the minority of liking this.

It's not according to this, though before I read this I was like "Great, Rothman's already fucking things up."

And even if he meant one of the monkeys, maybe he meant Helena Bonham Carter, she was kind of attractive for an ape.

Then there was the one Richard himself recounted in the first concert movie after that.

NO MAN ESCAPES THE NANCY REAGEN MANHUNTER!

That way he can complain there's too much gay sex in the movies, then lamely try to walk it back to "just too much sex period".

Daphne going Buffy on a lucha-themed minion was amusing.

Cain's involved with the Supergirl show, and Baldwin would rather tweet bile, I presume.

Weak, yes, but compared to Dracula: Dead & Loving It it's Blazing Saddles.