I do hate Jezebel - and pretty much all Gawker sites - but mostly for the commentators.

I've been tempted to order Doctor Who Mad Libs off Amazon (it was suggested, I presume, because I bought a kid's backpack because I wanted one with the Doctor, not the Dalek one they had for adults)

First I made sure to pack my rape kit, you never know when you'll need a rape kit. Then I called all of my roofie dealers and asked them to go to the place to score. It was a flip-flobbity-zoop-zabbity night!

Wasn't "Fucking Retarded" the subtitle for the sequel to the Forrest Gump porn?

I couldn't make it a minute into that. It looked like it was trying to be a live-action cartoon and failing miserably. That and the guy playing dad was just too annoyingly OTT.

On the other hand, if it had, that would have been a epically brutal season worth it's own article.

Yeah, I was like "Okay, I'm glad someone's airing Daria repeats, but there was like one bisexual character in the first movie and it left it vague if Jane might be."

Since you asked so nicely… no.

Sure I'm not the only one who'd rather do Malick, though.

Something must be up. First I hear a Marilyn Manson song that's better than the entirety of his last three albums, and now a decent Smashing Pumkins song?

I'd go for that, but I'm a whore for old media formats.

I've found myself clicking on these just to see people bitch and moan in the comments. Don't get me wrong, there's been some bad ones, and I've sworn off Hatesong unless it's with someone I like, but I still don't get why this has become the whipping boy of AV Club features.

You had me till you dissed Sleepy Hollow.

A number of us know Corden as being Stormageddon's daddy.

No, it's one of Secret Downvoters admirers.

Wow, look at the guy who can't handle people disagreeing with him.

"But not as insane as that Taylor Swift song"

Garfield v US Acres: Dawn of Lasagne or GTFO.

I think it has it's followers, but I'll never think of it as anything more than a Gargoyles ripoff.

Evan Dorkin's Marvel comics adaptation is even better.