@Scruffylove It was the first time I remember shouting at the screen for how stupid the characters were, and one of my first memories was hiding behind my big sister during Friday The 13th pt. 2 so I was practically born to be used to horror protaganists being idiots. Seriously, stopping to have sex on the titular…

When I worked at Tom Thumb my supervisor said one of the managers told him he pissed in the produce sink rather than go upstairs to the bathroom. Glad I wasn't working produce anymore by that point.

He was probably referring to Custer's Revenge.

No contest, Safe Haven. Though the last segment is a good runner-up.

Agreed, though the monsters in the slasher segment were interesting even if the rest was a bore. But Jesus H. Freaking Christ did I want to slap the crap out of the guys in the last segment, stupider than every Friday The 13th victim combined. And I might be alone here but I think the linking segments in it were…

It's also up on You Tube.

Only the last alien abduction one and maybe Safe Haven might be home video, but I'm not sure, the first two are still digital. I like both movies but other than the time me and my best friend made a compilation of meme videos then recorded it to VHS as a meta joke I find it weird too. Maybe a prequel or the latest…

I saw Creepshow when I was a kid because I loved King movies back then and Adrienne Barbeau was one of my first crushes (Swamp Thing introduced me to her talents). I know I saw it before Airplane! so I was surprised as I knew Nielsen as "the guy who horribly tortures and kills Sam Malone then gets his". Still holds up…

I thought the first, despite going overboard on the sex & nudity - justified for the opening story and maybe the slasher homage, after that it was pointless - was scarier, but this was the better movie. I didn't shout at the characters for running with the Idiot Ball, for a start. Loved the last two segments. I agree…

He also said the script for Watchmen was about as good as one could hope despite missing the point of adapting it for another medium at all, though I'm pretty sure he hated the finished product.

The bus shelters in my area of Dallas had posters for Sinister and The Ricki Lake Show up well into spring. Since then it's been Gatsby, Man of Steel, and Pacific Rim.

Spoilers for ancient sequel: Hope one of them ends up like the guy from Forever Knight and starts eating everyone else.

Reduce evicted contestants down to their most racist molecules.

@Scrawler2:disqus  I knew a girl who could do a killer impersonation of Pikachu having sex.

Agent For B.U.T.L.E.R.

(Takes a sideward glance at magazine cover declaring Pack as "The Smartest Man In Hollywood")

My Grim Reaper will always be William Sadler.

Looking forward to refusing to give in to looking up the Rule 34 on that.

How Black Was My Valet

I read once Brother Power didn't even make it to the usual 6 issues most short-lived series back then did because the publisher thought it was pro-hippie, when Simon was anything but that, using it to satirize both sides.