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Crackity Jones
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I don't want to come off like a Doors nuthugger…
because I'm not. But I did spend a stupid amount of high school hours being a huge fan. I do not regret those years, but neither do I fully endorse them. I don't like them as I much as I did, but I can still see their value, and they DID make some great music.

Kids are such pussies these days
Nerds & pussies.

How is writing like Stephen King embarrassing?

Seeing him eat that pizza brings back hostile memories of watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, and wanting a slice of greasy pizza more than anything in the world. Then one time, I made sure I had a slice of greasy pizza while I watched it. It was everything I needed it to be and more.

I'm 26 and starting post-secondary for the first time in my life in September. Needless to say, who the fuck is Kurt Cobain?

"…and then she dies" had me in stitches.

Cunt works best as an adjective.

I haven't even threatened to burn your house down, yet. You're a fast study, kid.

Screw you in your Ass, don't wear a Condom, and Jizz all over your Boobs.

It looked like it was going to rain, and now it's nice out…
so I don't give a fuck. Rant on, ranter.

I also thought this.

I just read that this guy is the father of the dude who own Bellator Fighting Championships. This probably means very little to very few, and it has no impact on anything, but I find it interesting.

First.

@CR

@ Urgh

Fuck off, without Can Con we wouldn't have the same fucking Metric song playing non-stop on every fucking Toronto radio station day in day out.

Also happening in music: the Libertines release one of the best records of the decade. Suck it!

I won't defend Nickelback; in fact, as a non-douchebag Canadian, it's almost a fucking responsibility to attack them. However, I contend that a song like "Burn it to the Ground" IS NOT terrible. I mean, it is terrible, but it's actually got a pretty listenable riff, some thumping ass drums, and just ridiculous,

I had to wiki "biro".