Well, not just awful and shameful. Awful and shameful and pathetic.

No, the new one sucks.

Or Torontonian rappers rapping about Torontonian shit. See: Kardinal Offishall.

Classic Degrassi is an institution. Every Canadian remembers where they were when Wheels was almost molested. (Most common response: "In front of muh TV! Heheheheheheh! *gurgle*")

Tokyo Police Club
No TPC review?

Am I moving in a straight line?
Great Random Rules for the following reasons:

I can't recall. I prefer to think it was murder, though.

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead!
I might tell mom. I haven't decided yet. Why shouldn't I tell her, though? Because you're telling me not to? You realize that you could ask me not to tell her, right? "Please, will you not tell mom that the babysitter's dead?" I would probably respond a lot better to that…. …

*'Generation Kill', right before it.

I think of it as a bunch of mediocre scenes bookended by two brilliant scenes. Maybe it would've gone over better if I hadn't watched, then read, 'Generation Kill', but it came off as corny & cliched.

plop plop

I would say I'm a 10.

"Kathryn Bigelow to direct Brooadway-themed drama 'Miraculous Year'"
" 'Miraculous Year' to be wildly over-praised"

^FTW^

I thought this movie was "Wild Hogs" while reading the article headline.
While I'm ashamed that I can recall either title, I'd like to propose a gentleman's game. Since both movies are "[Adjective] [Animal]", I would like to see a TOTESCRAZY! list of like titles made up by you, the commenter.

Never?

Sure they do… they just want you to prove that you know what it means.

Links.

I was going to post another pun, but I don't want to egg you guys on.

'Plastic Jesus'.