#7 No matter how fast someone types, the words will come up on screen at the same speed.

Yeah, but don't worry, those THREE SECONDS will last at least a MINUTE AND A HALF.

Yeah, we never called it a "prom". "Grad dance", I think. Either way, I didn't go because I was too busy huffing glue and cutting out the eyes of girls in the year book. That, and I couldn't get a date. I'm pretty sure the reasons might be linked.

Bumbaclot.

Yes! Good one!

"The Bestest Thing in the World"
"PTFG (Pretty Tired From Giggling)"*
"Horses are Dandy but Ponies are OMG"
"Lonely… I've Heard of That Before, I Think"
"Hatefuck"

That's nice of you.

Well…
my dad will be upset.

I sure as shit wasn't having sex in Gr. 6. I was too busy doing hot knives and jerking off to reruns of Today's Special. Igloo.

Let's fuck like mum is in the bathroom.

Fuck you, Thatches.

Also, I fucking love the Kinks.

Ray Davis?
You learn something new everyday.

I know the reference. I mean't that I didn't understand the point of my joke. Because it was stupid. And I'm stupid. And this is why we can't have nice things.

Would you ask [Musician] Tom [Petty] that question?
I'll be honest, I do not understand this joke.

Her tits are truth.

I agree with Switters. I've been through the entire series about 3 times now- and that's in 1 fucking year -and I'm still not tired of it. I actually just watched the first episode again last night, and I think it's going to be a bit of a Christmas tradition to watch The Wire over the holidays. It really is a show…

@Apocalypse

I prefer to think of them as the Tracy & Hepburn of ripping people's assholes.

Only it's not a gun in his mouth…