If I like their race, how can that be racist?

I thought about getting the Criterion edition, but then decided to save forty dollars and grab the one from the discount bin instead.

They have roundabouts in Missouri? I have a feeling that nobody gets anywhere.*

Sorry, but the best documentary of the 90's was a little picture called The Blair Witch Project.

"Croup Dreams: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

I took him to be serious. He was honestly curious whether the baby had a proclivity towards chopsticks. I would wonder that, too. Now, whether I would voice that curiosity or not is open to debate, but I don't think it makes him an asshole- not like, say, shoving a wheelchair-bound woman into a closet. (I mean…

Yeah, "full-on rapist" is now part of the lexicon. This was one of the funniest episodes yet.

She was definitely drunk.

Fuck that, Smarties rule.

I don't think we should be so caught up on the whole "no year zero" shit. I mean, we're gonna let that one little oversight fuck up every decade since then? Crackity don't play dat.

As someone who randomly assaults people on the street, usually by punching them in the face, I find this man deeply offensive.

Yes Mandingo

Last Temptation of Christ.

94. 94 toothpicks. Definitely 94.

Sweet…sweet…sweet…can.

Necro Wafers sound pretty good for Halloween to me.

Dead Baby Anything.

You misspelled 'narcissism'.

Someone salt the troll!

'Aweful': that's good, right?