Dick Hardcock

What's to get? Abortion = laugh riot.

Raymond - You're thinking of Josh Groban.

A hobo?

"Taking Woodstock '94!!!! WOOOOOOOOO I'm So Fucking Drunk! Let's Burn Some Shit!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I don't know if he get's HST flashbacks, but I did hear a rumour that he cut up a hobo with a straight razor while trying to cut the hobo's hair. The hobo lived, apparently, but promptly went out and killed a retarded boy by throwing him off a watertower. You know, for revenge.

1. Stuff N Fluff - So you're saying that Top Gun wasn't 100% accurate?!

I never watched anything this shitty when I was 11. I mean, The Apple Dumpling Gang probably seems like the Godfather next to this shit.

Midnight Run is awesome, especially the part where Grodin is brutally beaten by the prison guards. That'll teach you to smuggle hashish, Mr. Smarty Pants!

Bullshit.
No, this doesn't exist. This CAN'T exist.

I don't get what you mean by "stylish". It was filled with style… Roger Avary's style. Maybe not it's not a style you like, but a style it is.

Nilsson- Word. Wolfking… can not be hyped enough. At once sombre and joyous, it is both one of the best come-down records, and one of the best goodtime Saturday afternoon records.

"Not nearly as stylish as it ought to be"

group therapy- No, Rabin is notoriously bald. That guy has the Jewishness down, but he's gonna have to give himself a Larry David before he resembles the Rabbi.

"Genevieve lay bleeding in my basement/ misconceiving life again/ while up on the sidewalk her replacement/ is waiting to be skinned"
- John Phillips, 'Let It Bleed, Genevieve'

Everybody is always thinking of Ricky Nelson. I know I am. Ricky!

Once you tap Pakistani, you'll swear off white fanny.

Sean O'Neal really does look like Don Johnson. Huh.

Yeah, I was pretty jazzed to have him around town for six months. Hopefully he'll pull through; I'd love to see him on the street.

1. I didn't say that I wouldn't be offended if it was a person. If it was a baby, I would be just as offended. I thought FG's recent spat of rape jokes were absolutely horrible, too. I don't think that animals are more important than humans (I fully support seal-hunting rights, for example), but I do feel that…