Not to mention it will attract bears from hundreds of miles away.

Disappointment!

Not in Ohio!

At least, that is what it sounds like through the gag.

What could possiblie go wrong?

And it relied on a woman so heartless that she was willing to let a kid be sliced in half.

What he said, mere seconds before me. Jerk.

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward

"had one son"?

My two youngest boys go to martial arts two times a week. The school has something they call the Black Belt Club and, yes, they use the initials BBC. I have not brought this to the attention of the school's owner.

James May once beat Gordon Ramsay in a cooking competition. That is all you need to know.

Your appetizer for your meal this evening will be a can of Budweiser and beer cheese soup. Your main course will consist of 3 cans of Budweiser and three bratwursts smothered in mustard and sauerkraut. For dessert, two cans of Budweiser.

They are still angry about the telegram.

Still funnier than Paul Blart.

They got stranded on a country road and he ate her because he was hungry.

Why is everything so sticky?

They have a very narrow applicant pool to draw from.

Col. I.P. Freely

Seaman Stanes

He can finally play the role of straight man without cracking up.