You know what they say about ladies with big feet.

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

That she does, but not funny "ha ha"

My deepest sympathies and condolences.

At 94, he is surprisingly active on twitter.

Glad to hear he stays busy and active. My dad retired after 47 years in the beer biz and it was like he went off of a cliff. He didn't make it to 70.

I used to hang out at a place in pre-Katrina New Orleans that used to serve alligator sausage poboys. They were absolutely fantastic. Just checked their menu online, they still have alligator sausage, but it is only an appetizer now.

Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
It's between Bolivia and Peru
Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
With waters tranquil and blue!
Oh Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
Why do we sing of its fame?
Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
'Cause we really like saying its name!
Titicaca!

You had the middle finger part at least.

"Don't you think we could go out to eat at a café that isn't called 'Zebrameat'"

Have another nutlog

Have you started drinking yet?

And here I thought you just stored urine in them.

Heh heh, that is kinda funny. 'Uber'

Jeff Davis' Ole' Fashion Dixie Diner and Hooded Robe Emporium disagrees with the latter.

It must be the poutine.

*Ray does the math*

Who's that now?

So how soon to the inevitable David Letterman appearance? (and I would geek out at that)

It's true. And cupcakes don't need 3 inches of icing on top of them.