I don't think more than half of the Dems would even go for it.

The Yellowstone Volcano will get those of us in Colorado first.

No thanks.

Just stay out of Riverdale.

The President did say that Australia has a fantastic health care system, I could go for that.

Me, John, big tree!

Correct, it was a motion to begin a debate over the Obamacare repeal.

But you Hankists are still cool!

Just make sure the world didn't need saving on either rainy days or Mondays.

How is being a teenage douchebag a unique point of view?

I enjoy the work of Retchelf Shank (Otm's nephew), he is India's answer to Frank Miller.

Unfortunately he got skin cancer on his ass.

I promise you that not one commentator will rest one minute until this information has been released. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

No, but the non-stop pelvic thrusting is a bit too much.

Just be careful about the guys in the wheelchairs.

Well, you are just wrong then
*passively shoves TJ in front of a moving bus*

I have a coworker who has a high school aged daughter named Jazz…I'm not gonna cross that line.

That's because Pokemon was inspired, by…oh, I don't know…let's see here…could it be…SATAN!!

Pants optional.

Apparently, the Bieber Fever vaccine trial failed and he has once again been quarantined.