Aww…she'll miss her chance to play with Putter.

Why would you ever want to leave Idaho?

And it says here that they can marry their attractive cousins! Alabam-y, here we come!

"Give me a "harumph", girls"

*Fox pays Minimum Maus millions of dollars; world is stunned to learn Minimum Maus is dating Emilia Clarke. Dik ends up donating blood to purchase a bottle of Z. Kozuba White Dog*

The AV Club

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word.

Saw SP live on Halloween night, 1990. One of my all-time favorite shows. I stood there in a daze for a few minutes at one point in the show because my senses were getting overloaded.

I'm too tired. Maybe later.

Hmm…let's pull a card:

Just smile politely and walk away, Al.

This comment will sadly never get the upvotes it will deserve. But this is the greatest play off of the 'Frank Stallone' gag this website will ever see.

Barron and Tiffany still have a chance.

Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".

*Donnie Jr. as Maynard G. Krebs*

Ural going to hell if you upvote this one

Quit Stalin and make up your mind.

I am starting to think that there are some unseemly and fishy things going on in this administration.

Its good to have a hobby.

Won't the poor kid ever get a break? He still has yet to file for his first bankruptcy!