I am gonna have to apse you to leave.

At least until she filed for divorce.

With Jackie Chan as "The Chief"

Dammit! I didn't use the aluminum foil, guess that explains how I ended up getting the Shamwow! channel

She must be playing his mom.

Ten bucks is ten bucks.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Bacon? On top of a burger? Are you mad?

For Father's Day we went to a restaurant and I had a filet mignon wrapped in bacon and topped with blue cheese butter that just melted in your mouth.

Sadly you replaced beef with free-range penguin meat, you monster.

No. Different Ninotchka (just had to look it up).

*rushes to trademark the name "Barry Horowitz's School of Slam and Pancake House"*

Space Age Love Song is fantastic. Much better than I Ran.

And discovered that he liked to walk around the White House with his shirt pulled over his head muttering about how he needed t.p.

And we've been laughing ever since.

Alright…who keeps groping me?

The Chive is thataway ——>

But if they stop making them then Anthony Hopkins will die!

Oh, that was a typo

The male to female ratio at this thing looks more skewed than a Rush concert.