I am going with boring boring entropy.

Chimp family scene from Holy Motors better be in this movie.

Slightly less poop throwing.

"Galt's Gulch is Alive with the Sound of Project"

I know recently they said it will be a musical….fingers crossed.

We can be found in numerous talking animal related forums.

His voiceover seems to be an ex-alcoholic Mormon going mad.  So basically this is Glenn Beck voicing a pony.

I know its going to be a tough challenge but from the trailer I genuinely think "A Talking Pony!?!" can surpass "A Talking Cat!?!" in the pursuit of awesome badness.  I mean the pony's voice may be the creepiest talking animal since Antichrist.

Seems like someone needs to make a follow-up to "Hercules and Xena – The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus" that we have all been waiting for.

Can't you just screen anything in front of very small children though?  I mean I bet I could put on my dvd of Maya Deren films in a preschool class and a good chunk of the kids might enjoy it.

Jackie-A will ride with Jesus on judgement day and clomp out sin with his hooves.

"Yo dawg I allegorically died for yo' sins(insert dated scratch effect)" didn't test well with the kids these days?

I think the only r-rated movie I got rejected admission into was some random documentary(yes I was that guy).  Yet weirdly enough the arthouse theater down the street would let me into all the sex films I wanted no questions asked.

But what's going to happen to Carson Daly? Granted the only reason I know he exists(existed???) is due to a yelle clip on YouTube.

So basically the Tea Party for network late night shows?

Louis Anderson apparently owns his own sad grease soaked Andy Williams-esque theater apparently….FOR THE TROOPS!

For something that had basically a scene from Spring Breakers in it, and sexy Vera Farmiga this was shockingly boring.

I think its a 2 pt. wide release with more major cities being added the 22nd, and even more on the 29th.  That's just going off my city's critic screener being on the 25th so who knows.

Oh "Trash Humpers" has no lack of interesting moments.

I mean to be fair you could make a vague case for the director of H&S being an auteur.  Certainly at least his being foreign didn't do anything for the US reviews so I really doubt thats the case.