@Shit McFuckenstein:

Only if we're lucky.

Vagina makes lots of AV Club posters uncomfortable.  Most are allergic to it.

The Thin Red Line is the movie I've come the closest to walking out on.  I know it's Malicky and all that, but it's still a poorly-constructed-if-beautiful bore of a flim.

My cautious optimism for this film was instantly shattered by this photograph.

Class warfare?  Is this Rick Santorum? 

Yes, but they love Persis Khambatta!

Bruce Springsteen is the yankee Lynyrd Skynyrd.  Not that there's anything wrong with that; they both have lots of great songs and a few huge hits.

Western civilization is falling.  Now we return you to your reguarlarly scheduled episode of the Real Housewives of Wherever.

Right.  Because there are no pregnant teens in the urban utopia in which you and the AV Club staff live.

No.

I'll second that.  I think his early stuff like Feebles and Dead Alive are kind of like The Catcher in the Rye—if you don't catch it when you're in your teens, it's unlikely to impress you much.

@Dikachu—Also, they could actually write and perform music instead of having it assembled in a music factory out of spare parts by producers; even the performers are essentially spare parts, now.

At least his shaving razor isn't going to sting anymore.  Really hated to hear this. 

Is this who Peter Frampton was singing to?

Why people give this guy money for anything is completely beyond me.

@Murray—Present:@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus

This made me laugh.

Exploring the potential of the silent form is like exploring the potential of blacksmithing. 

It's not as good of a film adaptation as Dune, but hey.