I'm tempted to remake the introduction to the Rocky Horror Picture Show with those things.

Of course, there was that Kids in the Hall sketch where Queen Elizabeth thought Canada abandoned the monarchy.

Fortunately for J Bieb, the British tabloids hold themselves to a high standard of journalistic restraint and won't jump on this like hyenas on a wildebeest carcass.

Megan Draper's song and dance was the glorious love child of Laetitia Sadier and a Jean-Luc Godard film.

Or entire series that ended up being entirely in the minds of autistic children.

And who could forget Jessie Spano's harrowing caffeine pill addiction on Saved by the Bell?

He has his father's eyes.

Kennedy from the last season of Buffy.

And then Prince Charming and Cinderella give birth to Renesmee, and they all live crappily ever after. 

I was having a shitty day until I read this. 

A mannequin? Fingers crossed that this is hinting at Kim Cattrall appearing as strung-out Nico for the upcoming episode where Peggy is dragged to a sexy party in Midtown, and in an adorably wacky moment tries to get Lou Reed to write a jingle for sanitary napkins.

So, since San Marino is NEAR Italy, would it be all right for those dastardly Sammarinese to take a chunk of Tuscany from its neighbor for funsies?

Would an auto-erotic asphyxiation gone awry count?

At long last, now we can finally have the Fatty Magoo spin-off I've been waiting with baited breath for.

I still have the last Calvin and Hobbes strip framed and on my wall. The fandom of a thirteen year old dies hard. Or not at all.