The happiness your Super Nintendo brings you will be short-lived.  But the joy of helping your fellow humyn beings will last a life time.

The happiness your Super Nintendo brings you will be short-lived.  But the joy of helping your fellow humyn beings will last a life time.

This is kind of ironic, seeing as Shiny Happy People is the whitest song ever this side of The Beatles.

This is kind of ironic, seeing as Shiny Happy People is the whitest song ever this side of The Beatles.

Oh, please let us know.  Is it as lonely at the top as they say?

Oh, please let us know.  Is it as lonely at the top as they say?

Just got feet, don't got SHOES.

Just got feet, don't got SHOES.

If it's such a treasure, why do you refer to it as "stuff."

If it's such a treasure, why do you refer to it as "stuff."

This is all so materialistic.  Material possessions will never make you happy.  Let them go and only then will you be happy and FREE.

This is all so materialistic.  Material possessions will never make you happy.  Let them go and only then will you be happy and FREE.

Oh?  So what is hair-metal to you?

Oh?  So what is hair-metal to you?

SPOILER ALERT:
The whale is a ghost and lives in a creepy forest.

SPOILER ALERT:
The whale is a ghost and lives in a creepy forest.

I can appreciate Kraftwerk. But how the hell can you call that rock and roll?

I can appreciate Kraftwerk. But how the hell can you call that rock and roll?

RUSH??!  Really?  They should be banned, not nominated, for inventing high-pitched, screeching hair-metal.

RUSH??!  Really?  They should be banned, not nominated, for inventing high-pitched, screeching hair-metal.