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You know something funny they could put in this movie?

You know something funny they could put in this movie?

The AVClub's true, right wing colors are flying here.  Welcome to Romney's America.  Hope you like PG-rated, crap entertainment.

The AVClub's true, right wing colors are flying here.  Welcome to Romney's America.  Hope you like PG-rated, crap entertainment.

Is this a prequel to Last Tango in Paris?

Is this a prequel to Last Tango in Paris?

I don't remember his movie Ed Wood but I know that Ed Wood was a pretty bad movie director.  What the point of a movie about a bad director?

I don't remember his movie Ed Wood but I know that Ed Wood was a pretty bad movie director.  What the point of a movie about a bad director?

See?  We don't need cinema anymore.

See?  We don't need cinema anymore.

Burton has always been all style, no substance.  It's a shame he's never been able to get a film right because his style does look good.

Burton has always been all style, no substance.  It's a shame he's never been able to get a film right because his style does look good.

I don't think that's Nicole Kidman.  Isn't she more blond?  This looks like a plastic figure of some kind.

I don't think that's Nicole Kidman.  Isn't she more blond?  This looks like a plastic figure of some kind.

I was hoping this was the film version of the Sonic Youth album.

I was hoping this was the film version of the Sonic Youth album.

Maybe you have to see this movie to really appreciate it.  But from this review, it sounds like that thing we've been hearing really is the death knell of cinema.

Maybe you have to see this movie to really appreciate it.  But from this review, it sounds like that thing we've been hearing really is the death knell of cinema.

I often check them out and am often disappointed.  However, there are a couple that are really good.  The additional songs and versions on Slanted and Enchanted and Dirty are just as good as the original albums.

I often check them out and am often disappointed.  However, there are a couple that are really good.  The additional songs and versions on Slanted and Enchanted and Dirty are just as good as the original albums.