Please.  Howard Stern hasn't been funny in YEARS!  He's just riding the SatRad gravy train.

Please.  Howard Stern hasn't been funny in YEARS!  He's just riding the SatRad gravy train.

But the question is, does this reissue manage to not be crap?  Because the original issue was just that.  Crap.

But the question is, does this reissue manage to not be crap?  Because the original issue was just that.  Crap.

Well, Arsenio, this article was posted under a section title NEWSwires, so there's that, dumbass.

Well, Arsenio, this article was posted under a section title NEWSwires, so there's that, dumbass.

We don't need to read about politics here.  And at the same time, I doubt there are many Creed fans here.  This is neither interesting nor funny.

We don't need to read about politics here.  And at the same time, I doubt there are many Creed fans here.  This is neither interesting nor funny.

This guy's political opinion is not relevant to anything.  Next time, if you stumble across this kind of crap somewhere, please don't share with us.

This guy's political opinion is not relevant to anything.  Next time, if you stumble across this kind of crap somewhere, please don't share with us.

These guys have probably been around for about as long as The Ramones.  And that really makes me miss Joey.

These guys have probably been around for about as long as The Ramones.  And that really makes me miss Joey.

He's not my thing, and honestly I never really gave him a chance, but Gloria is a great song.

He's not my thing, and honestly I never really gave him a chance, but Gloria is a great song.

Let it be known that if I'm ever sitting in a car and Brown Eyed Girl is audible to me for any reason, I will immediately throw myself out of said car.

Let it be known that if I'm ever sitting in a car and Brown Eyed Girl is audible to me for any reason, I will immediately throw myself out of said car.

Here's an old Soviet riddle my great grandma taught be back in the forties.  How much make up can three men wear and still be considered "punk?"

Here's an old Soviet riddle my great grandma taught be back in the forties.  How much make up can three men wear and still be considered "punk?"

That's OK. We can disrespect mimes as long as you think it's funny.

That's OK. We can disrespect mimes as long as you think it's funny.