What the hell are you doing in Oklahoma?!  Wait, what boarder are you referring to?

This is what's wrong with America.  It's like our untenable relationship with taxes.  We want and will take everything but we refuse to pay for it.

This is what's wrong with America.  It's like our untenable relationship with taxes.  We want and will take everything but we refuse to pay for it.

If this is true, you are the exception and not the rule.

If this is true, you are the exception and not the rule.

Maybe, but I'd still give it a listen.  I just hope you don't try bringing Smashing Pumpkins back to life.

Maybe, but I'd still give it a listen.  I just hope you don't try bringing Smashing Pumpkins back to life.

If we're going back to 1992, surely we can find a better reason than a new Soundgarden album.

If we're going back to 1992, surely we can find a better reason than a new Soundgarden album.

It makes you wonder what the producers expected when they started working with him in the first place.  Anyways, I hope they find a way to complete it.  I'd probably hate to work with him, too, but I'd love to see the documentary.

It makes you wonder what the producers expected when they started working with him in the first place.  Anyways, I hope they find a way to complete it.  I'd probably hate to work with him, too, but I'd love to see the documentary.

As you sit there holding the book upside down, drool running down your chin, in your shat-up sweat pants, everyone will see through your charade and be unimpressed.  You're wasting your time.

As you sit there holding the book upside down, drool running down your chin, in your shat-up sweat pants, everyone will see through your charade and be unimpressed.  You're wasting your time.

Wait, are we talking about bourbons, or what?

Wait, are we talking about bourbons, or what?

You justify shite.

You justify shite.

My point exactly.  Fuck AVclubl.

My point exactly.  Fuck AVclubl.

Pill?  No, it's a suppository and on the tip of my boot.