Dutch != Danish.
Dutch != Danish.
A barbie doll covered in a thin layer of beef jerky as Ann Coulter.
A barbie doll covered in a thin layer of beef jerky as Ann Coulter.
Zissis not the droid you're looking for.
Zissis not the droid you're looking for.
I would watch Family Guy if they could take out the gratuitous offensiveness and leave in the gratuitous non-sequiturs.
I would watch Family Guy if they could take out the gratuitous offensiveness and leave in the gratuitous non-sequiturs.
He wasn't in a mechanical suit that time, he was wearing stilts under blue jeans and pretending to be a country singer. The woman in question was an unnamed Dolly Parton.
I guess we need a "grudgingly respect" button.
I guess we need a "grudgingly respect" button.
I loved, and regularly reread, Candyfreak. But then again, I suppose one person's "self-obsessed twat" is another person's "guy who's talking about himself because he's telling his own personal story." And the book wasn't a history of confectionery (although it touches on that), so you can't blame it for not being…
I loved, and regularly reread, Candyfreak. But then again, I suppose one person's "self-obsessed twat" is another person's "guy who's talking about himself because he's telling his own personal story." And the book wasn't a history of confectionery (although it touches on that), so you can't blame it for not being…
Even better than "Everything You Know Is Wrong"?
Even better than "Everything You Know Is Wrong"?
"Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for free!"
"Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for free!"
My startup sound was Brittany from Daria: "Wow, this looks really complicated!" The logoff sound was her saying "Whooooa! [thud]" from when she did the splits and fell over.
For extra nerd points, I loaded the clips into Goldwave and cleaned up the intro and outro transitions while mentally berating mtv.com for not…
My startup sound was Brittany from Daria: "Wow, this looks really complicated!" The logoff sound was her saying "Whooooa! [thud]" from when she did the splits and fell over.
For extra nerd points, I loaded the clips into Goldwave and cleaned up the intro and outro transitions while mentally berating mtv.com for not…
Joe Satriani was a guest DJ on our local university radio station (CHRW) and to his credit he played, in a row, Elvis' Jailhouse Rock, Elvis Costello's Mystery Dance, and whatever song of his own it was that sounds like both of them.
Joe Satriani was a guest DJ on our local university radio station (CHRW) and to his credit he played, in a row, Elvis' Jailhouse Rock, Elvis Costello's Mystery Dance, and whatever song of his own it was that sounds like both of them.