Before anybody so much as CONSIDERS this, read this, best story of the year….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/w…

http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

At least they're not having sex and procreating.

Well they shouldn't have been on fire!

'…playing Pokémon Go may add an “estimated 2,825 million years of additional lifetime to its US users alone.' Each?

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I'm quite looking forward to cootdom. I have a terribly heavy beard and have to shave twice a day if I'm going out in the evening, or I look like the 2nd gunman in a spaghetti Western. I'll save a fortune once I'm no longer tied to the tyranny of the Mach3.

Wouldn't you, given the chance?

So Ford didn't get the hint about sharing his stash, eh? See what happens when you don't share…… Doors fall on ya…… *adjusts toothpick, leans against lamppost, flips silver dollar repeatedly*

The BBC News report mentioned the details, which are pretty grim, and the phrase 'Harrison Ford's pubic bone', which is even worse.

Holt's.

Keith David!

Mr. scrappybilly, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is eat and eat and make little Christies, and that's all.

If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the brass, the percussion, the whole damn string section.

Both, loose when I have time, bags when I'm not so leisurely. The quality of tea in bags has increased immeasurably since they were first introduced decades ago, where they really were virtually the sweepings off the factory floor

Big tea drinker, sitting as I do in East London, and just about to have one now. Twining Everyday, good decent cup for any time, which at the moment is 22.13, although I also have some Earl Grey and a few assorted ones I probably swiped from a hotel, as well as a box of Turkish cardamom tea bags, which are….…

And the man could be J. Edgar Hoover on his day off.

Kneel before the trembling, sweating, shifty-eyed Zod!!

Imagine if they'd bred…..

Pod Bay Doors is awfully apt for this though…