Mermaids…. 38-24-$6.99 a pound.

Bloody hell I've got to get better glasses. I read one line as 'His “exchange” with Hendrix starts the book, with the former white man, writing what he believes a black man would sound like.' That understandably baffled me….

Jimmy No-Eyes, The Helpful Ghost! Except when you want stuff identified, or found, or anyhting which involves vision….

Farfalle. They look like puckered bumholes.

Why not just get Jason Seg-El?

What's the world's pointiest building?

Certainly, just not on The AV Club….
http://www.hollywoodreporte…

Don't upseti Teti…….

Or that Blind Faith cover….

Oh my god….. Nasty Baby…..a fucking crime against intelligence…

Repeat that mantra daily.

And not as funny as feline Tourette's….

Language!

I don't suppose she'll get the title role in Marvel's upcoming Elfman either….

Hmmmmm tough one. The line is, of course, 'of cock', but that also makes it grammatically incorrect……. Leave this one with me.

Still have released that 8.0 patch for her career yet.

Greg could kick seven colours of shit out of that thing….

Oh well, seems video game porn parodies are a thing now. Whorderlands anybody? Call Of Booty? Ass Assassin's Creed?

“Do Humvees dream of diesel sheep?” Fucker should have been left on the ice floe to die simply for that.

'Ort. Greek derivation, as in 'Gonna thrown up my entire skeleton ort my body''