Sometimes they're abducted by one of my neighbors at the fair!

One kick, two kick, red kick, blue kick.

But that timeline might have Dalton as a Bond villain, which would have been amazing. Between The Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz he's really proven he could be the best Bond villain in the series, except he never will be.

Also, 4 has the Crispin Glover dance.

I'm waiting for a remake of Sayonara Jupiter, and the associated Space Butts.

I'm pretty sure they actually have made a film based on an 8th grade boy's journal, it was called Drive Angry. Nic Cage was in it.

The saddest event in television history…

It could have been Monica, from The Boy Is Mine fame.

Chemtrails.

Jesus Christ is doing it? He's terrible at IT.

Asa Butterfield

The script for the Ford version is really Edge-y.

You can tell a lobsters by seemingly random capitalization of words.

Well this will make for an awkward Thanksgiving at the Jonas house.

Meth is Murder!

If Lobsters used proper capitalization, would he still be lobsters?

But the president is black! And according to the more disreputable tabloids in the checkout line, also gay.

There's a country version of that song that's somehow worse. Which is sort of like a herpes vs. syphilis comparison but still.

So the existence of Collective Soul is totally justified because of that cat video, right?

Catching Fire made me think Collins was a fan of Project Runway, since it reminded me of Season 8 and All Stars, with all the attempts to rig the result and the producers using the All Stars event to attempt to right what people thought was a mistake the first time around.