@The_Guilty_Party:disqus I like the idea that Michael Bay is pissed off someone made a giant robot movie it was possible to enjoy.

Maudite tastes best when left in a garage over the summer.

<marquee>Does Marquee work? I don't think Marquee works. </marquee>

Apparently a friend of mine knew a guy who bought an entire house for his hoarding. It was filled with window frames. He told me to look for it if I ever drove through Drumheller.

I know a guy who looks suspiciously like a walrus, so this might be based on a true story.

Why do people want a movie about Boba Fett? He's a shitty bounty hunter and he was killed because he was too clumsy to stand on a bit of scaffolding. He's useless.

Smashing Pumpkins - Try, Try, Try
Kasabian - Fast Fuse
Greg Edmonson - Cornered
Silver Jews - The Moon is Number 18
William Tyler - The Green Pastures

Many legends grew up in shitholes.

Casino Royale was pretty bad and Live and Let Die was distracting in how racist it was, but I'm growing fond of Moonraker, even though it's difficult to follow when a card game you've never played forms the basis of two chapters. There was a lot of "Is this good? Or bad? I guess it's bad?" in that section.

The space Vatican must be tiny if even the pope has a roommate.

I'm reading Moonraker, part of my insistence that reading Bond books is a good idea since I'm kind of a big fan of the movies. The villain makes all of his henchmen grow wacky mustaches. Not sure how that didn't make it into one of the movies.

A job I applied for a few months ago but didn't get is hiring again. On the one hand, the pay is lots better and it's not in a dying industry. On the other, the interview was a two hour ordeal and I bombed the test portion, so they probably don't want me back.

"Fully dressed hot dog" is slang for penis with a condom, right?

You tried to invade, we burned your house down and stole your candle holders.

I had heard of this, but since I'm also in Western Canada I don't remember it being a huge deal.

Let's see who gets the credits on the first song of Yeezus:

They're still milkshakes in Canada.

There is actually some interesting stuff in Canadian history, like the time Halifax fucking exploded to shit, and the fact that Mackenzie King believed he was getting political advice from his dead dogs. Oh, and the FLQ, which was balls out crazy.

Cold pancakes are the worst.

Really they need to make NCIS in the environment where it plays best: NCIS: Your Mom's House.