At one point, I thought that it might also be a subtle critique of objectivism and soon after I had this thought the Zebra Queen was blown across the city by a giant fart. Which really just means this movie has something for everyone.

I watched Zebraman 2. Words can barely describe Zebraman 2, it is so utterly bonkers that I don't think it's possible to really capture it in words. Here is a screenshot. I'd give context, but I think it works without it.

JESUS SPOILER ALERT: He dies, but then he gets better.

The Outer Limits had an episode about this year's Emmys? Spooky.

I feel really silly about how much his posts make me want some fruit-filled cake.

Nah, the larger clown actually has hair.

Haywood Jablowme from the Connecticut Jablowmes?

The A.V. Club
A disorganized collection of jerks.

It is a movie in theaters somewhere, so someone might want to know if it's worth watching.

How is it possible to be sexier than Raymond Burr?

Nah, being a creep is more of a hobby than anything.

PILOTS, GREAT CASTING
I HOPE HIS PART IN THIS SHOW IS LONG LASTING

You take requests? How about putting my adorable cat into something?

I believe according to their beliefs the unborn babies and cultures with no bible hang out in purgatory which is nice, but not Heaven nice. But I'm lapsed catholic so I'm off to firey torment town.

I actually have legitimate reasons to visit elementary schools due to work. 

I've lost weight, though I'm not sure how, since I didn't do any drastic lifestyle changes. But a shirt I like fits better now so I'm happy.

Maybe mention if you decide to be facebook friends after? I mean, I'll usually do a "how the hell do you know ____?" after I'm facebook friends with someone and see the name on the mutual friends whatever, and then you have an excuse for knowing that.

God can be a dick sometimes.

StreetPass thread: So I bought this 3DS thing, right, and now there's the StreetPass feature that gives you stuff from passing people. Where are the best places to use it? Why am I suddenly obsessed with the idea? 

Totes has weaseled its way into my vernacular and I know the precise person to blame and have loudly blamed him.