In the early nineties, they actually made a point of premiering certain videos on the FOX network; I know, don't ask me why. For example, they actually had the guy who hosted the FOX stand-up comedy show introduce November Rain. Well, anyway, they chose to debut Wazupwitu in prime time; that was the first, last, and…

I read the spoilers, and chose not to watch.

Do you know what happens if I suddenly stopped prophecizing? A tribe, big enough to be listed in the bible suddenly goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not the plagued, Zipporah. I AM the plague! A guy goes into the…

They've come a long way since "Sucked Out".

Like the end of the second Care Bears movie.

Dexter meets a blond chick who he kind of likes. He gives her the keys to his house so she can water his plants while he's out of town. He comes back, opens the door, finds his plants all dead, and all the chick's friends staring at him in shock—

Harsh, but true.

A good review of Wham!:

Fast forward two years:

If DP is actually physically playing their music during their concerts, I'd be surprised.

Shit, I was going to post that. That's probably the worst example.

Two and a half words: Pac. Man. Fever.

I'm hoping that Chris Carter will tie up all the loose "Harsh Realm" threads in a comic book series.

Screech's hair looks like his oversized brain is bursting free from the confines of his cranium.

If Gandalf died, then who will replace him in the next two Hobbit movies?

Prometheus was one of the rare movies that had me cheering whenever a crewmember died horribly. When the cock cobra snapped the obnoxious biologists arm, I was greatly pleased.

Not to worry; his fifth album will be called "Ho".

The dog is dead, yet the tail still wags.

I particularly like this exchange:

Nobody cares about your "conceit"; just review the damn movies.