Who sucked out her hearing?

I regard Cochran as a mythological combination of sorts, a centaur if you will, a synthesis between man and Survivor.

That reunion was a debacle. Yikes

I know everybody has a sentimental attachment, but it's on a feeding tube. It's not gonna get any better, so it's pillow-smother time.

His family should be barred from the gene pool.

Cleaned up Andrea looks like a young Deborah Harry. Awesome.

Tremors is one of the greatest movies of all time, and I've thought so since 1990. It's also one of my dad's favorite movies—easily top five—and he absolutely hates anything sci-fi or horror.

Maybe if every other article wasn't about Community and pandering to its dozens of fans, you might have kept some of the more compelling talent.

So, basically, the donors will pay for his home movies. Wonderful.

Nobody went for Helen Hunt's troll-face and terrible Van Halen songs.

My alcoholic, rodeoing rancher grandfather dismissed Garth Brooks as a "thumb with a hat". He also called the New Riders of the Purple Sage "a bunch of counterfeits" and the Grand Ole Opry stable of entertainers a "bunch of goddamn has-beens". He was a huge Dwight Yoakam fan, though.

True story: When I was in the troubled teen ward at the local psychiatric care facility some eighteen years ago, they decided to engage us in "karaoke therapy". Everybody had a go at a particular song—I did Patience by GNR—and the whole thing ended with everybody joining in for Friends in Low Places, and I mean…

I concur. It was like 2001, if most of the movie was explained rather than shown. "Okay, now Dave's leaving the ship. Now Dave's he's going through a colored tunnel and crap."

I'd be more impressed if the remainders of Crass somehow got into the act. They managed to stick it to Thatcher in ways that Chumbawamba neither had the balls, wit, nor will to do.

They're punk in the same way MC Hammer was hip-hop.

"Please to be showing me where the next hook-up is. Can trade bootlegs of old-school beantown punk band Mission to Myanmar. K THX."

"WHAT ARE YOU THEN, BILL? was the best bit of yelling he's done, because it was so tightly controlled..

Question: if an anthropomorphic cartoon dog hooks up with an anthropomorphic cartoon cat, would their unholy union be considered bestiality, or miscegenation?

Gabe Jarrett was a creepy-looking fucker. I'm not surprised his Hollywood career was meteoric.

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