The Beagle Boys are merely agents provocateurs.

He should do a protest song about it, preferably a remake of Thomas Dolby's theme to "Howard the Duck", done as a weepy, maudlin indie-pop song.

This "real band" meme has got to stop.

i would have changed the title; it sounds a little too much like "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters"

So, you're complaining that a review site which only a couple of thousand people read doesn't measure one comedy with miniscule viewers to the standard that it measures another comedy with miniscule viewers?

NTSF:SD:SUV did it first, and better.

I imagine next week's show is just Jenny McCarthy sitting on a stool, distraught and drinking a cup of spiked coffee. She will apologize for this monstrosity, and announce that the format is changing to a game show.

90% of this article is 9/11 stuff; why not just dispense with the rest of the artlcle's entries, and focus on that?

Its fate is sealed; it is doomed to become "The Young Lisa Lampinelli Chronicles".

Hanging around Stonewall.

I dunno, the wicker was pretty decent.

It's like the Bible, really.

It's like the Bible, really.

I guess since Shark tanked, they've been itching for another go at the asshole lawyer thing.

There's a delightful anecdote in Rip It Up And Start Again about how McLaren demanded that one of the male members of Bow Wow Wow deflower Anabella (it didn't work, BTW).

There's a delightful anecdote in Rip It Up And Start Again about how McLaren demanded that one of the male members of Bow Wow Wow deflower Anabella (it didn't work, BTW).

I think Pleasance considered Pyuma Man to be the worst movie he worked on, so Megaweapon, I guess.

I didn't say he was good, merely that he was important. His whole schtick was everywhere in the early eighties. For instance, after Turning Japanese faded from memory, the Vapors actually decided to dress up in ant-garb in order to maintain a sliver of relevance; it failed, of course.

Adam Ant was important enough to garner digs at himself from other artists. Captain Sensible devoted a verse of "Wot" to diss Adam, and the Human League devoted a whole song ("Mirror Man") to the same purpose.

13. Two Days in the Valley