Tell-all books are a magnificent way to burn bridges and destroy future relationships, both in the creative and business side of things.

I seriously doubt that Bill Murray knows or cares who Stan Harmon is.

I seriously doubt that Bill Murray knows or cares who Stan Harmon is.

John Mellencamp is a world-class cunt. He's nothing but a phony Springsteen, and Springsteen is a phony himself.

John Mellencamp is a world-class cunt. He's nothing but a phony Springsteen, and Springsteen is a phony himself.

In ten years or so, everyone who bought into this Fifty Shades of Brown thing will be embarrassed about it, and pretend it never existed (e.g. the Bridges of Madison County).

In ten years or so, everyone who bought into this Fifty Shades of Brown thing will be embarrassed about it, and pretend it never existed (e.g. the Bridges of Madison County).

If a show runner makes fun of his boss, and everybody is watching the Big Bang Theory instead, does the joke exist?

If a show runner makes fun of his boss, and everybody is watching the Big Bang Theory instead, does the joke exist?

I was hoping for an On The Beach series. I would enjoy watching a group of Australians die slowly over the course of 182 episodes.

I was hoping for an On The Beach series. I would enjoy watching a group of Australians die slowly over the course of 182 episodes.

LOL. I liked how KJs manager at the time was convinced that Jaz was brainwashing the other members. It was one of the greatest band implosions ever.

LOL. I liked how KJs manager at the time was convinced that Jaz was brainwashing the other members. It was one of the greatest band implosions ever.

I hear they're resurrecting the Crazy Frog to sing "Rule Britannia".

I hear they're resurrecting the Crazy Frog to sing "Rule Britannia".

As a Kansan who practically grew up in the Eisenhower Museum, and read most of the major biographies of the man, I would say that Selleck did a spectacular job. He didn't exactly look like him, but he embodied his personality as well as any other actor. He especially understood what Keegan called the "mask of…

Aw, for a second I thought it read "Mel & Kim Announces New Record"; I was waiting to hear a dubstep version of "Respectable".

Aw, for a second I thought it read "Mel & Kim Announces New Record"; I was waiting to hear a dubstep version of "Respectable".

I was stunned to find an Eccentric Soul volume covering my hometown of Wichita. For the longest time, I thought Wichitan music began and ended with Joe Walsh and the Embarrassment.

I was stunned to find an Eccentric Soul volume covering my hometown of Wichita. For the longest time, I thought Wichitan music began and ended with Joe Walsh and the Embarrassment.