"Just Can't Get Enough", I think. Which was bizarre, because Depeche Mode was not represented in the series. Licensing fell through, I suppose; a constant danger with Rhino in the days before they were swallowed by WEA.

"Just Can't Get Enough", I think. Which was bizarre, because Depeche Mode was not represented in the series. Licensing fell through, I suppose; a constant danger with Rhino in the days before they were swallowed by WEA.

I remember I bought a cheesy Rhino New Wave compilation as a teenager; along with ABC's The Look of Love and Culture Club's Do You Really Want to Hurt Me, they had White Girl by X(?!). It blew my mind, and I've been a devoted X fan ever since.

I remember I bought a cheesy Rhino New Wave compilation as a teenager; along with ABC's The Look of Love and Culture Club's Do You Really Want to Hurt Me, they had White Girl by X(?!). It blew my mind, and I've been a devoted X fan ever since.

Somewhere, there's a couple of zip drives with the entire contents of
MP3.com, untouched since 2002, a musical equivalent of the Necronomicon
from the Evil Dead.
I remember going onto MP3.com to check out their classical selection. There was an ensemble on there that was so atrocious that it made the Portsmouth…

Somewhere, there's a couple of zip drives with the entire contents of
MP3.com, untouched since 2002, a musical equivalent of the Necronomicon
from the Evil Dead.
I remember going onto MP3.com to check out their classical selection. There was an ensemble on there that was so atrocious that it made the Portsmouth…

I was always under the impression that his Wargames character was based on Curtis LeMay. He's a dead ringer.

I was always under the impression that his Wargames character was based on Curtis LeMay. He's a dead ringer.

No, it's going to turn out that Mayor McCheese died years ago, and Officer Big Mac assumed his identity.

No, it's going to turn out that Mayor McCheese died years ago, and Officer Big Mac assumed his identity.

He has a concept album based on the criminal career of Turner D. Century sealed in a vault in his basement.

He has a concept album based on the criminal career of Turner D. Century sealed in a vault in his basement.

I can't wait three years from now when I can go down to the local Best Buy liquidation sale, and pick up a bargain three pack of Jonah Hex, Cowboys and Aliens, and the Lone Ranger.

I can't wait three years from now when I can go down to the local Best Buy liquidation sale, and pick up a bargain three pack of Jonah Hex, Cowboys and Aliens, and the Lone Ranger.

Haha, I wonder how many masks he's gone through. I bet he goes through at least three a day, and every one of them ends up smelling like shit.

Haha, I wonder how many masks he's gone through. I bet he goes through at least three a day, and every one of them ends up smelling like shit.

"I hear a white horse approaching!"—Actual quote from the radio show.

"I hear a white horse approaching!"—Actual quote from the radio show.

Verbinski is the new Werner Herzog. It's Fitzcarraldo all over again.

Verbinski is the new Werner Herzog. It's Fitzcarraldo all over again.