But people were pissed already and I have found that telling them something is not going to happen ends the anger more quickly than telling them you'll look into something and never addressing the issue again

And everyone should have an exclamation point over their head

Well said and duly noted.

That's not what he told Shoshona

Starred

Which one?

It's Jerry Seinfeld's act we're talking about

They have had three Presidents who all reside in the bottom 20; two of whom reside in the bottom 15

First joke:
What's the deal with that birth canal?

I feel the same way as I feel like I see more similarities than differences as I age up. Maybe Gen X and Mils will be different as a whole.

How about the time her friend dated Mo Vaughn?

I think it's turn into in many cases. I honestly believe they start to buy their own hype in regard to being self-made and such or they allow bitterness to overtake all else. Plus, pop culture has been getting steadily browner and less CIS hetero, so they feel lost and lash out

In related news, Schumer announced her new TV series where she has to become someone's butler as part of a lawsuit settlement

Old white people tend to turn into assholes, that's why it's so awesome when some don't

Trigger warnings? Who knew Roy Rogers horse was so offensive to these snowflakes?

She'll on a bill with Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia playing in Branson in five years.

Or she can threaten to make this a thing and make them look bad if they don't cave. Given her astounding lack of ethics, I'd say that was far more likely.

How do you like the work of a plagiarist?

It's not original because she stole a lot of it

She stole a Wendy Liebman joke almost word for word about making the man pay…for sex