I richly deserve it.

I never knew what they were called, only that they had power. Terrible power.

Clearly you've never met @avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus before.

Ahh, Anna Faris…the Chris Paul of shitty comedy.

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Much thanks for doing the reading and reporting in. Let's just say this notification confused me at first, but you've brought results. When it comes to anecdotal journalism, where does this stack up against, say, the work of John Stossel?

Much thanks for doing the reading and reporting in. Let's just say this notification confused me at first, but you've brought results. When it comes to anecdotal journalism, where does this stack up against, say, the work of John Stossel?

Yeah, Earth-3's Anti-Batman got Flashpointed into the New New New DC Universe. I may be missing a few New's.

Yeah, Earth-3's Anti-Batman got Flashpointed into the New New New DC Universe. I may be missing a few New's.

Holy crap, do I not even remotely grasp the appeal of this trashy soap-opera bullshit…said the pro wrestling fanboy.

Holy crap, do I not even remotely grasp the appeal of this trashy soap-opera bullshit…said the pro wrestling fanboy.

It's because Parcells and LT were the one bump Joe Gibbs could never consistently get over. Remember, in the 80s, the Cowboys weren't very good. The Eagles were kinda like the Cowboys are now: loaded with talent, but always choking in some fashion or another when it mattered most. The Cardinals? They left so little of…

Any Washington fan who grew up in the 80s will tell you, as passionate and fevered as the rivalry is, it's fun to hate the Cowboys. The Giants, on the other hand, we hate with that jagged, fiery hate that causes ulcers and aneurysms.

…well, we hate you right back, I guess. Split a decade's Super Bowls with a franchise and they never forgive you, it seems.

Owlman is just a retread of the Anti-Batman concept that has been used countless times, with rare success. Hush is fucking stupid, Prometheus got watered down pretty quick, Deadshot morphed into the iceman we all know and love and left Anti-Batman behind, Nicodemus was a fleeting interlude, and Ra's Al Ghul is a…

Owlman is just a retread of the Anti-Batman concept that has been used countless times, with rare success. Hush is fucking stupid, Prometheus got watered down pretty quick, Deadshot morphed into the iceman we all know and love and left Anti-Batman behind, Nicodemus was a fleeting interlude, and Ra's Al Ghul is a…

Oh yeah? I bet you they don't!

IT'S ME, 2013! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

For a guy who claims to dislike superhero fiction, Ellis sure does a better job of writing it than damn near anyone else.

For a guy who claims to dislike superhero fiction, Ellis sure does a better job of writing it than damn near anyone else.