Game of Thrones, huh?

300 years ago…I thought I might get some sleep…I stretched myself out on an antique bed and my spirit did a'midnight creep…

300 years ago…I thought I might get some sleep…I stretched myself out on an antique bed and my spirit did a'midnight creep…

I enjoy looking at Michonne's death stare. And the rest of her.

I enjoy looking at Michonne's death stare. And the rest of her.

Leaner and meaner, too.

Leaner and meaner, too.

He's got the most electrifying hand replacement in sports entertainment! THE PEOPLE'S BAYONET!

He's got the most electrifying hand replacement in sports entertainment! THE PEOPLE'S BAYONET!

The long, dark teatime of the soul.

The long, dark teatime of the soul.

The AV Club has a vast surplus of Zack Handlen clones on hand due to the original's propensity for dying at the drop of a hat. Thus, no choice is necessary, as we just let another Handlen out of his vat.

The AV Club has a vast surplus of Zack Handlen clones on hand due to the original's propensity for dying at the drop of a hat. Thus, no choice is necessary, as we just let another Handlen out of his vat.

Will this be the season they figure out that Sgt. Hatred is funnier without all the pedophile jokes? Tune in to find out!

Will this be the season they figure out that Sgt. Hatred is funnier without all the pedophile jokes? Tune in to find out!

PHLAGGED

PHLAGGED

And here I thought the guy who wrote Star Trek: N——— had done the honorable thing and thrown himself into a woodchipper.

And here I thought the guy who wrote Star Trek: N——— had done the honorable thing and thrown himself into a woodchipper.

Previous Constantines who've had the asshole gene. Pure gold, sir or madam.