Ah, a fellow Scatologist! (Makes the Sign of the Bowl.)

Bad for society, when the kids start getting into it!

"So what's the deal with women? Amirite?"

"It was the best of times, it was the…Durst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

Damn. I'm gonna put on a pan of mac'n'cheese, and go to bed.

Riddle me this, Captain! What's black on one side, and a blindingly obvious allusion on the other?

I've never seen the film. It sounds lovely, though.

I remember loving the reruns of the TV spinoff when I was a kid.
Charles Nelson Reilly 4EVER

I'M WITH STUPID never goes out of style.

AW MOM, ALL THE OTHER KIDS GET TO DIE *stomps off*

Oh, give the guy a break, he's go

"And the first question is for you, Michelle Bachmann…the struggle of class against class is a what struggle? A what struggle?"

Aw, shit.

Go away, baitin'

LEE DANIELS is THE BUTTER
You won't believe it's not him…until it's too late.

*network executive's eyes light up*

They may be bloodsucking parasites, but they get the floors nice and clean.

OLD WOMAN YELLS AT CLOUD

That 18 minutes of silence on Fat Nixon's tape? Chewing.