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Damn Kids...Get Off My Lawn
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A Møøse once bit my sister …

A Møøse once bit my sister …

This is clearly what James Holmes wanted all along!

This is clearly what James Holmes wanted all along!

Yeah—I saw interviews this weekend with Theater Goers — not politicians, not media folks, but CUSTOMERS calling for "Airport-like security" at movie theaters.

Yeah—I saw interviews this weekend with Theater Goers — not politicians, not media folks, but CUSTOMERS calling for "Airport-like security" at movie theaters.

You mean over-analyze the poster with "Master" and a screen half-covered with pale viscous fluid?

You mean over-analyze the poster with "Master" and a screen half-covered with pale viscous fluid?

In Soviet Russia, Bug eat Negro!

In Soviet Russia, Bug eat Negro!

I've never heard the term "Tundra Monkey" (and I grew up in central MN and spent a lot of time in Canadia…maybe I was too polite back then to pick up on it? Not a problem any more as I've been in NYC for 20 years) but I laughed out loud. Tundra Monkey!

I've never heard the term "Tundra Monkey" (and I grew up in central MN and spent a lot of time in Canadia…maybe I was too polite back then to pick up on it? Not a problem any more as I've been in NYC for 20 years) but I laughed out loud. Tundra Monkey!

"I wore these Two Hundred American Dollar denim dungarees whilst visiting my dear, dear friend Thomas Hanks and his delightful wife Margarita Ibrahimoff"

"I wore these Two Hundred American Dollar denim dungarees whilst visiting my dear, dear friend Thomas Hanks and his delightful wife Margarita Ibrahimoff"

Jeremy Renner to star in some Bullshit
…as Hawkeye.

Jeremy Renner to star in some Bullshit
…as Hawkeye.

Liked, indeed. I thought I was the only one as well….

Liked, indeed. I thought I was the only one as well….

YES!

YES!