After that rather horrible nursery rhyme mnemonic device, I was ready for Peter and Neal to go full-on Hudson Hawk.

After that rather horrible nursery rhyme mnemonic device, I was ready for Peter and Neal to go full-on Hudson Hawk.

How on Earth could it have possibly been a step down from Episode 3? Did they discover a dead girl in a lake, in the trunk of one of the newsroom staffer's cars or something? Because this show is not good. Fuck you, The Newsroom!

How on Earth could it have possibly been a step down from Episode 3? Did they discover a dead girl in a lake, in the trunk of one of the newsroom staffer's cars or something? Because this show is not good. Fuck you, The Newsroom!

Poor Roman.

Poor Roman.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Successful Worsties?

Successful Worsties?

Yo Tio Hector!

Yo Tio Hector!

The ultimate AV Clubber: His/her FIRST tattoo says CancerAIDS.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

Taken 2: Still Takin'
Taken 2: Electric Takeboo
Taken 2: Takener

Taken 2: Still Takin'
Taken 2: Electric Takeboo
Taken 2: Takener

I'll have a drink of Grain Alcohol and Rainwater, Group Captain.

I'll have a drink of Grain Alcohol and Rainwater, Group Captain.

Fuck HUGH!

Fuck HUGH!