Tesar's a great cook, but he doesn't need much editing to look like a villain.

I want Lizzy to break through just so I can hear her talk some more.

I want Lizzy to break through just so I can hear her talk some more.

As a non-Kosher and wildly secular Jew, my expert rabbinical opinion is that the Halachic argument against unagi is weak and that those long, unappealing fish are delicious and must be eaten. By me.

As a non-Kosher and wildly secular Jew, my expert rabbinical opinion is that the Halachic argument against unagi is weak and that those long, unappealing fish are delicious and must be eaten. By me.

So help me, if they treat Cutty as badly as Homeland treated Carver…

So help me, if they treat Cutty as badly as Homeland treated Carver…

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus Noted tuba enthusiast and swag onion  @tvoti:twitter approves.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus Noted tuba enthusiast and swag onion  @tvoti:twitter approves.

These lyrics may join the Mack the Knife and the "Jabba the Hutt" version of the Parks and Recreation theme song as substitutions so enduring that they become the actual lyrics.

These lyrics may join the Mack the Knife and the "Jabba the Hutt" version of the Parks and Recreation theme song as substitutions so enduring that they become the actual lyrics.

I dare you to say that when Sinbad's around.

I dare you to say that when Sinbad's around.

@avclub-f4f38f039d75cbd66ed5428b68fafb74:disqus 
I wouldn't be so quick to write this idea off—idiotic though it seems— if only for the fact that I'd watch a spinoff about Richard Harrow doing his taxes.

@avclub-f4f38f039d75cbd66ed5428b68fafb74:disqus 
I wouldn't be so quick to write this idea off—idiotic though it seems— if only for the fact that I'd watch a spinoff about Richard Harrow doing his taxes.

I noticed the same thing, but my rationalization was that skin-popping a big enough dose in someone totally opioid-naive could definitely kill/oversedate them.

I noticed the same thing, but my rationalization was that skin-popping a big enough dose in someone totally opioid-naive could definitely kill/oversedate them.

when I'm fumbling for my gun
and I feel like Jocasta's son
and I guess I just don't know
and I guess that I just don't (gurgle)

when I'm fumbling for my gun
and I feel like Jocasta's son
and I guess I just don't know
and I guess that I just don't (gurgle)

lightsaber < box cutter (for dramatic purposes)