I feel compelled to reply to your comments even when I have nothing worthwhile to say.

He wouldn't be Heisenberg, he'd be Abe Frohman.

He wouldn't be Heisenberg, he'd be Abe Frohman.

MAGNETS, BITCH!

MAGNETS, BITCH!

I read this in Dr. Cox's voice.

I read this in Dr. Cox's voice.

Hy-dro-ZINE!

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus y=sin(x)+1 — joke's on you!

Are you a real person, or character from If on a winter's night, a traveler?

Are you a real person, or character from If on a winter's night, a traveler?

I have made multiple book purchasing decisions based on which book I could buy as a trade paperback.

I have made multiple book purchasing decisions based on which book I could buy as a trade paperback.

Bulls are just reacting to the motion of the matador's cape, not the color!

Bulls are just reacting to the motion of the matador's cape, not the color!

Two manly, manly men lose their jobs in the man-cession. Just when they're about to lose hope, they find fabulous, high-paying jobs as drug reps. There's just one catch— they're going to have to cross-dress to keep it.

You have inspired me to make both less and fewer shitty comments. Consider my hat doffed.

You have inspired me to make both less and fewer shitty comments. Consider my hat doffed.

I expected more from Omar.

I expected more from Omar.