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Sigh.  If only someone would shoot Dave Mustaine

Sigh.  If only someone would shoot Dave Mustaine

Lady GaGa's "Little Monsters" , Insane Clown "Juggalos", Korn "Fans"….does the majority of America's youth suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?  Who has the good looking fans?

Lady GaGa's "Little Monsters" , Insane Clown "Juggalos", Korn "Fans"….does the majority of America's youth suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?  Who has the good looking fans?

I think that would help Marilyn Manson's career

I think that would help Marilyn Manson's career

Barf. She's not qualified to hold Nina Hagen's jockstrap.

Barf. She's not qualified to hold Nina Hagen's jockstrap.

Why don't you come to Wisconsin, & smell our deriere

Why don't you come to Wisconsin, & smell our deriere

what, in the flippity fuck is that?  Is that the actual THINGFISH?

what, in the flippity fuck is that?  Is that the actual THINGFISH?

The best part of that stupid show was when tabloid photos surfaced of the father smoking crack.

The best part of that stupid show was when tabloid photos surfaced of the father smoking crack.

Kids are stupid. When I was a kid, my favorite KISS records were "Lick it up" & "Animalize". In hindsight, the only thing cheesier than those l.p.'s is Wisconsin's economy.

Kids are stupid. When I was a kid, my favorite KISS records were "Lick it up" & "Animalize". In hindsight, the only thing cheesier than those l.p.'s is Wisconsin's economy.

It's times like these that I wish all the violent sword & fantasy imagery from righteous early 80's  metal was real & we could summon a dragon to destroy The Gap & all their poseur employees.

It's times like these that I wish all the violent sword & fantasy imagery from righteous early 80's  metal was real & we could summon a dragon to destroy The Gap & all their poseur employees.