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Gen.Turgidson
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Garbage in garbage out. Time to fuck the doughnuts, I guess.

Moooooooom, please stop failing me!

Having seen Brick, I have avoided The Brothers Bloom at all costs.

If you want to see Julianne Moore naked, watch a movie with Julianne Moore in it.

Ruffalo! Ruffalo! RU! FFA! LOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'll take the light show. I watched the 20 minute video of all the fatalities. I might as well have just watched the first 3 minutes as there was maybe 1 unique one in the whole montage. If you have to be brutal at least be diverse in your brutality.

To quote Balin "Bilbo! He's gone!"

Stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid! You so stupiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

Holy Jesus
Christ

If you don't like Clockers, you got to be got. Who trash?

They'll be using the train. The monorail follows the water
mains to the central huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub beneath Wayne Tower. If they get their machine into the station, it'll cause a chain reaction that'll
vaporize the entire city's water supply.

If you didn't understand any of it, just grab a bucket of chicken and don the nearest dashiki. Then, wait for enlightenment which will be coming, forthwith.

He'll probably do something boring. Like burn his scalp with his Conair.

@Craig - It's available on Instant right now. In VA, anyway. Is different stuff available in different regions?

The Keep is the best movie I've seen in the past year on Netflix. Unintelligible smoke monsters with glowing brains are tight.

Scottish as in Glen? Glen as in Beck? Is that sonofabitch gonna be in this? He's a big gold fan.

Colin Hanks was in King Kong and he and Poppa Hanks frequently beat Chet Hanks with a sackful of Oscars.

Quit stalling! WHAT'S THE PLAN?!

Apologize.

The actually made a weak movie out of that weak idea. 'You Kill Me'.