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Mars Bonfire of the Vanities
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A Fibber McGee and Molly reference not funny? Pistols at dawn, sir.

Wait a fucking minute here —- I clicked on the word VAG.

He said he won it at the track.

"Instead, she took me to see a local production of Nunsense. We broke up about a week later."

E.T. phone home.

"Its almost-gleeful horrorshow quality comes with the tinge of exploitation." Sounds good to me.

Nucky finally goes to jail next season after discovering Margaret's tithing and choking the life out of her.

In Search of the Lost Whore.

Nucky needs a new chippie.

How to watch THE WALKING DEAD in 15 minutes or less:
1. DVR it.
2. Fast-forward through all dialogue scenes not involving Darryl, Glenn, or Scott Wilson's kindly doctor.
3. Enjoy zombie attacks and other scenes of actual suspense.
4. Erase.

Apparently, a random role hit the AV Club cutting room floor between PULP FICTION and THE LEGEND OF HARVEST HOME. S.O.B., perhaps?

Chipper Jones beats his wife AND his mistress.

That's not Phil Silvers, Nabin.

The Word of the Day Is…
Mudbutt. That is all.

Miller's Crossing: The movie where Jon Polito taught me how to shave properly.

Because you're a bastard with no manners
Who can't comport himself public-wise
Dim! Dim!

Loved that clip of Olbermann and Suzy "Ass Eyes" Kolber. Kolber recently had an eye job, by the way…

Ditto on Fred Neil.

How does this charmless douchebag still have a career? And where's the Diceman's cable dramedy?