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I did the same thing, and didn't realize it until I saw your comment. I was taken by the idea of a teenage boy dedicated to the task of putting on a bra. What an evocative metaphor!

Negan believes he is the government, and one of the fundamental elements of the "state" is the monopoly on the legitimate use of force. Unfortunately, that notion gets twisted into saying that any resort to violence by government agents is legitimate, just because it is the government doing it.

Where did they print that? You can't print that!

Not a real Barbie, just a cheap Eastern European knockoff. High risk of lead poisoning if you put any part of it in your mouth.

I'm sure he was too busy jerking off in the library.

It's more than that. The lines under the eyes, the lines around the mouth, the overall leathery appearance of her skin, the fact that her hair looks fried instead of smooth. They don't even look like the same person.

What the hell is going on in that Instagram photo? Is she using the Kellyanne Conway "age up" filter? The two photos in this article make her look like she is either 22 or 52, and nowhere in between.

That is old-school thinking. These days all enlightened men know that women are free to be both battle axes and fuckable. Get with the 21st century!

Oh please, we all know you are going somewhere to jerk it.

That weird song while floating in space was not the first gag about musicals in the show. The opening scene has the two droids acting out the song Anything You Can Do from the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

The point is not that nobody wanted to hang out with her, the point is that absolutely nobody in the entire town gave a shit that she vanished without a trace.

It would also be a bit weird to refer to yourself as "sober" when you are smoking medical marijuana every day.

If she is Supergirl, presumably she is bulletproof like Superman. So how did she get her ears pierced? Any why can't her enemies just make a giant ear-piercing machine that can pierce any part of her body?

Or hair, for that matter. Hans had pretty distinctive hair compared to the other terrorists. Between the voice, the suit, and the hair, John didn't need to see his face to recognize him.

Nothing says that the galaxy where Star Wars takes place is in this universe.

Can't wait to see the episode where an American hero shoots up a pizza place to rescue the child sex slaves chained up in the basement.

I thought the beating people was what he did on his own to survive, sort of in his spare time. The scar around his ankle indicates to me that he was chained to a bed and used as a sex slave.

Back in the day we didn't have companies selling us sugar bombs that mixed alcohol and stimulants. When we went to a concert we would buy a tequila shot and use it to chase down 100mg of ephedrine HCL, then drink six to ten additional drinks. I have not had a heart attack yet, that I know of.

Leslie Nielsen was not a straight man in the Naked Gun movies, he was a comedian delivering his lines (and doing physical comedy) like a straight man. Big difference. We're not supposed to laugh at the straight man, but he plays a key role in making everything more funny.

Not enough time to ramp up a campaign. The nominees in 2020 are already running today. It takes years to line up the kind of supporters you need to already have by the time you announce your candidacy.