McCloud!

Now I know why I had an uncontrollable urge to jack it during this scene. I thought I was just turned on by the thought of John Cusack dying.

I presume they are legally unable to do so or else they would have released it already. Comedy Central clearly has them by the short and curlies on this one.

Regarding Snafu, I also had the impression that hearing Sledge talk about how scared he was made it that much more touching that Sledge stopped running and came back for him.

"Damn, woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago, you tryin' to kill me?"

You are so fucking wrong about Weight Gain 4000 that you should seriously consider getting yourself spayed or neutered. That episode is an absolute classic, with the best Chef song ever, the best Mr. Hat scenes, some classic Wendy, everything that gave this show its reputation early on. You're right about Damien,…

You can not hate but still not understand. I viewed it as competent bubblegum, but I don't understand why he is all the rage.

The thing about Aunt Linda is that it totally has potential, but Wiig ruins it with her horrific overacting. I actually laughed out loud a couple times, including when she awarded Alice in Wonderland a "Not this time, Depp."

I still think South Park is worth watching, but let's face it: the high water mark came in the first month. Nothing has ever been better than Weight Gain 4000.

The incompetent FBI is the most realistic thing about this show.

Why don't the shuttles have five-point safety harnesses? Why couldn't they get a pretty actress to play Anna's daughter? Why is the idiot FBI son completely content to be left behind like a dog being dropped off at a country home? Why didn't the Fifth Column people take the suicide pills rather than standing there…

That's who that was! I thought it was Richard Grieco.

I'm surprised more people weren't happy that Chuck and Sarah were finally about to get it on.

There is something special about that mass grave room because even the clothing on the skeletons rotted away without a trace in just 18 years. I suspect he is not only dead, but has been reduced to atoms since last night.

The only way this makes sense is if Mrs. Shaw was some kind of double agent and Pants-Filling Shaw didn't know it. It will be interesting to see if all that is revealed to him.

Jack was unplugged earlier this very day when Herc from the Wire tied him up in the basement and beat the shit out of him. And again when the Russians had him in the basement and beat the shit out of him.

There was the episode focusing on Vicki's Automatic Neuroprocessing Advancement Levels, where the entire show was jokes about the robot doing A.N.A.L.

Here's the thing about Agent Hotness wet and in a towel: very hot, but less than ideal circumstances for getting it on. Within a couple of minutes of getting out of the shower, a woman's hair turns freezing cold. You don't want that anywhere near you. And unless she dries off completely, her skin would be cold and…

Best line from all the seasons of Deadwood: "We draw our talent from a shallow and brackish pool."

But the "lookit these dumb hicks" genre is so important to the self-esteem of us Middle Americans. We can sneer at depictions of big city hipster douchebags, but secretly we still think they're cool. We can sneer at shows about bubble-headed celebrity party scenesters, but secretly we're jealous.