Get to the choppa!

I can't wait to see them in eyeliner.

This reminds me
that every time I try to picture AV club staff, all I can think of are the pictures of Ladytron from Light & Magic. Black turtlenecks, blank expressions and all. Not that it's a bad thing! Vaguely hilarious, maybe, but in a strictly post-ironic, regents of the hipster d-bags sort of way.
That said, I'm…

I'm guessing that Francis Bean will probably go all Julian Lennon and just hang around being bitter. I know I would be if my dad killed himself and my mom was Courtney Love.

DIPHTHERIA!

Janet Jackson

HONTA VIRUS!