This is my first time I've seen a failed first without a comment on it about how it failed, so I feel like it's time for me to step up.

"For fucks sake people, can I make it no more obvious than Lady Gaga? What's wrong with you, is there not a dean of symbology among you?"
-God

There's that one fantastic tongue-in-cheek analysis of Bay as some kind of postmodern genius some where on the internet but I can't be bothered to find it. But… yeah.

You know what would be cool? If someone with some editing talent was in the business of cutting movies like this down to the 45 minutes or so they should be. In my experience, the vast majority of mediocre action movies aren't bad so much because they don't land their good scenes, but because they have at least an…

Snafu
I would have liked to see a lot more of Snafu's story. For me, Lena Basilone and Snafu were the most compelling characters in the whole series.

Agreed, Oxperiemnt. It's possible to end on something other than abject despair without that massive cop out.

HIMYM
The other thing I enjoyed about this episode is the way it went all HIMYM and made references to jokes from the first season. One of my problems with this show this season is that it feels like it has given up on mining its universe, it introduces promising secondary characters only to ignore them, has…

And more to the point, he asked if he could sleep on her couch.

Boooo
Johnny Depp >>>>> Ewan McGregor. Do not like.

Isn't Be Kind Rewind just a remake of a That's So Raven episode?

I was happy when he hit her, because I thought it meant that she would leave.

I think it was "a short one"

I was always amused by the recipe section of 120 days of sodom where de Sade basically invents the Atkins diet on the grounds that it gives the best poop for eating.

http://www.nerve.com/featur…

The greatest
portrayal of Robin Hood is John Cleese in Time Bandits. Fact.

My law professor, who is a brilliant liberal originalist from Tennessee who has argued multiple cases before the Supreme Court, does a hi-larious "folks, I'm just a simple country lawyer."

The repeated grasps at success resulting in bitter failure suit him so well though.

I watched this movie. I was entertained and amused.

Brittany is amazing. The reaction shots when Kurt and his dad are talking and she's sitting on the couch were priceless.

Glee is streets ahead of your stupid show