My father in law drunk dialed my wife because he was in a bar singing jack and diane and he wanted her to hear.

The culmination of Rachel's plot
I think you missed what was, for me, the most important detail in Rachel's plot. When they cut back from the full-glee fantasy sequence to her singing with Finn's friend, he sucked. The duet they did together where he's this amazing singer, that was also Rachel's fantasy - it turns out…

I agree, I thought it broke down the outside/insider thing in a clever way. He's also a totally realistic character. I know people like that.

The OP is racist.

I've totally been in that situation. I chose to go with the profusely apologize for being a douche route rather than the the Davis route, but still. Your friends know you, you tell racist jokes and shit around them you wouldn't say in front of a stranger.

I thought it was more that the bouncer didn't get New Orleans. He was kinda the opposite of the Japanese Jazz fan, he comes to New Orleans, goes to Second Line, and his response is "meh."

Goodbye, my favorite thing on the internet.

I assumed
The call was Chicken Man. He has motivation and means, right?

I liked
That he doesn't have a problem with pluto.

People defend Michael Jackson by noting that he did face the charges against him at trial and was found not guilty.

Nice

Nooooooooo
But this thing I didn't know I needed last year I am now totally addicted to. Don't take it away.

I love this movie
*kinda spoilery* The resolution of the plot with Jonathan Rhys Meyers I found incredibly powerful, completely shattering the expectations that had been built up.

Fuck that shit
Assholes.

I vote fiasco
For I know who killed me. I loved it, it was completely fucking insane. It's like they made an absolutely beautiful perfect movie and then reshot everything the exact opposite.

California v Carney
In California v Carney, the Supreme Court ruled that a mobile home counts as a car for Fourth Amendment purposes, not a domicile. Hank would totally have enough to swing probably cause for reasonable search and seizure with a judge.

She was superb in The Corner. My only real complaint about The Wire is that she wasn't in it.

Thanks for sharing.

She does a little dance for boobs. Not Annie's boobs, just boobs in general.

The reason people who have not seen Goodfellas thought that this was a generic mafia parody is that every mafia movie made since Goodfellas is just a mediocre Goodfellas remake.