Nobody believed them, 'tho.

The UPC reader couldn't find it in the system, so he left it at the store.

1,000 points of ignition.

So like High Karate then?

Read my lips: It needs new axles!

I don't even OWN a like!

Bad Boys 3: Aw Hell Naw!

Fun alternative-fact: Ducks are more dangerous than bears

You don't say.

I sat once with a third wave coffee brewer talking about this over beer, and he explained (and poured) that what sold and what is really good are two very different things. Kind of like the difference between french roasted beans and really well sourced beans.

FAKE [COLD] BREWS!!

Y U SO AGGO BRO? —Papa Murphy

They have computers on the internet now?

I guess in this pencil's case …..

It's okay, she's still hot and he's still a shlubby man baby.

[rips up a picture of parachute pants]

I regret un-ironically enjoying Hammer Time.

John Wick 3: He's Thinking He's Back to Back to Back!

Cardinal Marple's Mystery of The Missing Roo

[explodes]