Grape Ape.

What did the shovel have to say?

Arby's

TIP O'NEILL IS VERY JEALOUS!!

DONG!

Do not, I repeat. DO NOT call me in the morning.

I DEMAND HOT TAKES!!!

It was always there. Lurking in the self-upvote.

Will it be released on a secret back channel?

In the Brooklyn version it's of course "baby parts chop SUEY!"

Awwwww…..

HW has stated many times how much he hated running for President when he had to say unsustainable shit, ("No New Taxes" being the most famous) then when actually, you know, running the country making the RIGHT choice.

I got a former Secretaries of State notification for this?

I'm thinking of just going by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So he's like a shittier, less talented Shaky Graves?

Ah those sweet Laurel Canyon [FARTS]

Bring an icepick.

The AV Club

You're in the pocket of Big Dippin' Dots, aren't you!

Fuck you! I won't believe what you told me!