FUCK IT!! WE'RE DOING IT WITHOUT PANTS!

I will not be Fried, Tartared, Vinegared, Ketchuped, or Served With Chips!

Two Words: Patrick McGoohan

I don't even WATCH the TV I don't own!

Hey! I finally saw like 10 minutes of the final Twilight movie on cable, where the actors are all trying to pose, let's say menacingly?, in a snow covered field surrounded by CGI wolves while occasionally someone gets decapitated because?

IN A FEZ!

I would say digits.

- Leonardo DiCaprio

Sadly, Abe Vigoda is dead.

I would say the judge who does the sentencing for assault.

Dik's on fire!

Or we could go outside and walk the dog.

Apparently Non-Murder Superman is now a "Remember When"?

Yes, Sherman. Woof indeed!

Paul Rudd had to spend 12 hours in the makeup mustache grooming chair.

Or Jennifer Lopez' love of smokeless tobacco?

I hear it causes rickets.

Frank Stallone?

A big fan of the Robocop reboot?

That Hoo-Ha is another name for Chinese currency.